Rule #6: Have good hygiene. All over. All the time.

Bad breath is a deal breaker, even for an existing arrangement. Go to the dentist for regular cleanings. Brush and floss after every meal even if you can’t afford the dentist. Use mouthwash, and be aware of eating foods with strong odors, such as garlic, onions, vinegar-based dressings, popcorn, and so on.

Remember, if you find a smell offensive in someone else’s mouth, it’s probably as bad or worse in yours.

You have a lot of competition, and they all look and smell great. Which brings us to another point: If you wear perfume, a drop behind each ear is plenty. If your sugar daddy/momma can smell you from across the room, they’re going to gag when you get close, and you/they will come across as cheap if you’re meant to be arm candy. 

With perfume, less is always more.

Bathe often, which means at least every other day, and be sure to wash your feet (any body part shoved into a dark leather or canvas container for an entire day is going to smell funky when it comes out, and not in a good way).

And make sure your backside is at least as clean as your front, okay?